I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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