Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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