This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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