a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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