It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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