what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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