I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You smell like stripper and shame
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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