He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
jump out the window naked night went bad
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