do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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