Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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