Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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