I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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