and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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