Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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