She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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