my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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