420 ftw
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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