Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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