awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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