dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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