you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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