ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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