did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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