I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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