you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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