Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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