How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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