i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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