You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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