doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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