haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
