He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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