I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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