Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
When did angry sex become our thing?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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