She announced her abortion via fbk
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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