In the future we'll all be gay
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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