operation have a gay friend backfired
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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