so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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