just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
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