I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
