Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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