She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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