do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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