Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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