I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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