I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Just high enough for therapy.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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