susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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