If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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