Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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