OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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